Aftermath

I was asked today what I would do immediately after the race.

I think the answer is a bit like this:

• hug someone
• ask for something to eat, probably a banana and a vile protein bar, and some water to get it in me.
• attempt to remove sports bra
• ask for photo to be taken before removal of sports bra
• drink water
• remove sports bra successfully
• walk around in a sport of Julie Moss about to collapse fashion
• text my nearest and dearest
• look at my watch to see the time
• marvel at the mud on me
• ask for a photo of the mud
• ask for more food
• eat a passerby.